"This is a little toy that my husband bought for me," 60-year-old wife, mother and granny Cammille Austin says. "I call him George. He's quite useful, especially if your husband's gone and you're lonely. He works very, very good."

She puts him aside for a little while to show us her tits. They look very nice. They're big, round, fake tits with pierced nipples. She self-sucks her piercings, pulling on her nipples, then she reaches down to show you her pussy, which is also pierced (and shaved). She bends over and spreads her ass, giving us a peek at her butthole.

Then it's George's turn. Cammille sucks George and puts him under her so she can bounce on top of him. George is one lucky toy! She uses the handle on her funky contraption to fuck her cunt as deeply as possible. She cums a few times and turns around so George can fuck her from behind.

If there's an afterlife, we want to come back as George.