Juan and Ivan are standing by the door, and they're kind of wondering...what the hell is going on here?

"What's up, man?" Juan says.

"No much," Ivan says. "What are you doing here? Didn't you break up with Stephanie?"

"Yeah, I did. I'm here to see her mom. She called me over."

"Are you for real? She called me over, too."

Ms. James answers the door wearing a robe.

"Hi, boys," Bethany says. "Betcha wonder why I asked you here? Well, don't just stand there. Come on in."

The boys sit on the couch. They're nervous. What IS going on here?

"I guess you're wondering why you're both here," Bethany says, standing in front of them.

The boys are alarmed. Did they knock up Bethany's daughter? Uh-oh. Mom's mad!

"Would you boys relax?" Bethany says. "My daughter's not pregnant. She might be a fuckin' tramp, but she's certainly not pregnant. She's out fucking her new boyfriend. You're here because of me."

Are they in trouble?

"Oh, no," Bethany says. "Consider this your lucky day."

She takes off her robe to reveal her hot body. Her tits are on display. Her long legs are in stockings. This IS their lucky day.

"You boys used to fight over my daughter," Bethany says. "But now you get to share me."

Hmmmm...daughter's a fuckin' tramp. Wonder where she got that from?